Title: bathrooms, jokes, and other dark amusement.
Fandom: Harry
Potter Character / Couple: Severus Snape / Sirius Black
Set: Staff (Joint between 7 and 8)
Prompt: 01 "are nothing but a figment of your imagination" (Man in Black )
Rating: Red
NC17 Word Count: 2350 (FDP)
Summary: Severus and Sirius are locked in a bathroom by someone who never knows how to pass the time.
Notes: Lemon, Yaoi (who does not like to shove off! XD) One shot.
Disclaimer: not belong to me, and if I would belong wild sex overnight.
Table: here
bathrooms, jokes, entertainment and other dark
Please leave the bathroom
as you would like to find it.
notice found in public toilets.
What now the whole school knew was that Black and Snape hated each other from the depths of the heart.
In the early years when these two singular characters had to live during school hours the teachers had tried to do anything to make them get along and when after a short-very little-they realized that neither would accept a peaceful coexistence had tried to remove them from each other, so it is not known.
Soon this technique was a failure: if the boys were unable to vent their hatred of each other in lessons were a thousand new ways to disturb the peace education throughout the rest of the day, and often overnight.
Now, after seven years of suffering, punishment, destruction of bathrooms, forbidden and potentially obscure cast spells in the middle of the night, not only teachers but also pupils had had enough of a rivalries that threatened to kill someone, and not necessarily the two contenders.
But the feud seemed to drag on, uncontrollable, unstoppable, with absolutely no rule.
Just when everyone had resigned and were eager that the seventh and final year of the two boys culminate in the end, something changed in April.
As if in a crowded room was suddenly dropped the most complete silence for no apparent reason the feud was ended: Black and Snape crossed the corridors without even exchanging glances.
After the first moment of relief all began to wonder why this new situation, and given that no one seemed able to answer that question many remained forever with curiosity.
In fact, the war continued, so he often thought Sirius infinitely more pleasant, but certainly continued.
The first time happened at three o'clock at night, in a bathroom on the third floor.
Pix was the biggest fan of their skirmishes that ended with a visit to the infirmary irreparably, and we always tried to put them against each other.
That night (neither Black nor Snape reminded exactly how) they had been locked in Pix bathroom on the third floor, and apparently had blocked the door with some spell unknown to them, because there was was no way to get out of there.
Sirius after the prospect of a night locked in a smelly bathroom with Snape had started screaming for help. Snape had violently plugged her mouth with one hand.
-I always knew that you were an idiot Black of cosmic proportions, but I did not think I was stupid enough to want you to take a free kick .- Snape said with a hiss while blacks and angry eyes darted from the door to face Sirius.
latter pushed off the teeter-making if touch me again I swear I will strangle
-.- .-
Just try it-I'm not going to spend the night locked in a bathroom with you. I'd rather spend the night locked in the bathroom of blueberries with a dragon as a company rather than be with you .-
-E 'a sentiment mutual Black. But I'm not going to take a punishment because you do not you keep your animal instincts .-
Sirius looked at him with hatred, contempt and the usual hint of malice that any plucked the mood was always present.
-If you can keep that language stops for ten minutes perhaps leave this place unharmed
-.- I think the phrase "I am trembling with fear" is too trivial. Or is it necessary for you to understand how our conversation is taking place? - Snape asked amiably.
-snake and me, we can not talk .- said Sirius reluctantly amused. Black-
Incredible, I am in complete agreement with you. Maybe tomorrow the sun will not rise, the lake will erupt fire and naked women will dance .-
Snape Dumbledore's office sat on the ground, leaning against a wall and legs crossed at a point where the floor was not wet. Her hair went to cover the front and he pulled them back.
Black did the same What, on the other side of the room, one leg stretched out lazily in front of him, the other bent against the chest. It promises a night-
interesting .- said at one point saw that Snape had closed his eyes and showed no signs of life.
"If we do not kill we will receive an award for most self never reached a human being .- then answered him, barely moving his lips.
Sirius chuckled despite himself and then realized the situation he was experiencing highly abnormal.
For the first time in his life, Snape did not want to beat or torture or ridicule, or surprise him to do something embarrassing to shame him in front at all. Simply would not do anything. And that frightened him.
She looked on the boy before him, motionless with his head upwards and eyes closed. The pale
bathroom light was reflected on his pale skin, strange drawings shadows on your face. Sirius's eyes followed the line of the jaw of the boy who had tormented him for seven long years, it sat on the thin hands, ink-stained and with small burns on the fingers long and slender, that the Adam's apple rose and fell slightly in breathing , forehead, and skin smooth and thin that revealed the veins blue.
When his eyes fell lines drawn on the lips just a little darker on light skin of the face, a thought came into his highly illegal mind and before he could really take shape Sirius noticed to be observed in turn.
-What are you set?! - Asked angrily, hurriedly turning away his eyes and blushing without notice.
-I could get the same question .- The voice was even colder than usual.
Something must have happened in both, as the tension slightly loosened a few minutes before had become as heavy as it had never happened. There was something different in the air.
-I want to get out of here .- Snape said, getting up standing in amazement hasty.
Sirius eyes dilated stood up in turn, and both almost Caracalla at the door.
Severus almost sobbed when turning the handle all of that is down a shot and the door opened.
They stood, with the heavy breathing and the distant crack of the door as soon as: Corridor in heavy footsteps approaching them.
Sirius put his hand very gently on the fingers of Snape pushed the door until a barely audible noise that is closed again.
Sirius had always been a few inches taller than Snape, perhaps because the latter had spent all his life bent over books, Black thought, and even now above him.
looks like, with lips slightly open, trying to perceive the slightest noise from the corridor.
Merlin if he was ugly. I mean, not really bad, though certainly not beautiful. It was, um, was appetizing.
As soon as the thought had crossed his brain knew it was just like Sirius, Snape was appetizing.
He cocked his head sideways looking pale and thin profile of the boy, oblivious to the hand that still gripped Snape's fingers pressing on the handle.
-I do not feel anything anymore .- Snape said in a whisper that brought goose bumps to Sirius when the hot breath of the boy stroked his neck skin.
If Snape did not hear anything he felt too.
is cursed for a second, then, given that Sirius Black was a guy totally unable to control his instincts, he abandoned them and clenched his fingers on the pulse of Snape.
Snape saw it and suddenly aware of the presence of mass Sirius next to him tried to free himself, without success.
Black's nose pressed on the neck and sniffed. For a few seconds not
nothing happened then Snape, his voice choked shocked and said Black-What the fuck? -
But Black did not answer because first of all did not know what the hell he was doing, and because it was busy cataloging sour smell, not the everything unpleasant that invaded the respiratory system.
Keeping firmly slender wrist with his left, freeing up the right to do what he wanted, and the right wanted to touch the hair of Snape.
If Sirius were anointed with closed eyes and nose and mouth pressed on warm skin could not understand, but they were soft to the touch, and plunged his hand without him there could and would do anything to stop it.
When she kissed him as if he was something completely natural, he had done thousands of times.
did not even notice that it was no longer necessary to maintain the arm Snape stopped, because it with both hands clutching the collar of his shirt was dragging him closer to him. Sirius
with childlike joy he found himself with a free hand for a moment did not know where to go because his owner was too busy pushing his tongue into the mouth of Snape to think of anything else that was not that bitter taste acid, and stimulating.
Snape muttered something on his lips when the teeth of the morsero Sirius, but even that was broken when she whispered with quick Sirius pushed him against the wall.
With fingers that were clawing their hair loosened tie the knot with green-silver sliding her lips on his jaw to try even one piece of white leather.
Severus, crushed against the wall by a hand that almost did not let him breathe, he closed his eyes with wandering thoughts, and his head slipped back left the field open to Black.
Then suddenly the other went even further, up against his pelvis, and let Severus dramatically out a hiss like a groan. With misty eyes he saw the rival grinning, hair and leave to go to release the trousers with enviable ease.
No! Fuck! This! but the only thing that came from the lips-it was fucking Balck .-
Her eyes were closed, but felt the lips of Sirius rising once again in contact with the sensitive skin of the neck.
Sirius felt his erection press their pants, and finally forgot what until then had been very clear in a recess of her mind: this was Snape. He was about to fuck with
Snape (or at least get very close) and could not care less.
arrived at that conclusion it was all easier than it had been until then.
He let the boy's pants slid to the floor without his help, given that Snape was terribly thin and was amused to see a flash of fear mixed with desire in the eyes of Severus who had suddenly wide open.
Sirius's right hand down to caress the erection of Slytherin still covered by underwear.
Snape gritted his teeth and turned his head to the left, not to be seen in the face, but Sirius forced him another kiss, where the teeth were protagonists.
Snape let his hands go and disrespect to bring even more of the boy against his pelvis, tearing a strangled gasp. It was then that
Sirius knelt.
Snape moved from the wild-eyed smile of amusement of the boy to the wall in front of him, because he could not bear to see that Black was already a blow job. Then, when Sirius slid his underwear on the floor had to support me against the wall to keep from falling. Since Sirius
impulsive, impatient and totally unreflective not put time in half and took it all in her mouth.
Snape's eyes widened and he closed with a strangled gasp fingers on the hair of Sirius.
He stopped coming and going that slow me and said, "Do you want the scalp, snake?! -
But Snape, totally incapable of consent, only managed to push the head against his erection. Sucking gently
Sirius also wasted no time dropping his pants way too tight. The pants
Snape's light into the room rang out and deserted while his mouth was busy Sirius would not let her hands inert, masturbating quickly.
few more seconds and the arching of the back enough of the guy above him and the salty taste of semen that invaded his mouth to make him reach the peak.
They stood for a short time, then Sirius stood up, placing a wet kiss on Severus's throat who still had his eyes closed and breathing heavily.
-If I had known before I wasted the time to organize stupid jokes could be used in a glorious way ...- Sirius said with his hands resting on the wall, on either side of the face of Severus. A Snape
legs were shaking so embarrassing.
-I am only a figment of your imagination, .- Black said in the voice grating like sandpaper.
-Indeed they all say that I have a vivid imagination .- he said, passing his hand under his shirt and brushing the skin with the tips of fingers.
Snape did not have the power to remove him for Salazar-Black! Are you sure you be yourself?! -
-Not really, snakes. I believe no-
.- Just yesterday you said, I believe, that I hated from the depths of the heart .-
-Excellent memory ...- Sirius muttered with his lips and teeth to deal with the lobe ' Snape's ear.
-E 'Is that your idea of hate?! -
-It' s a good way to vent .- said Sirius finally leaving him alone and taking a step back.
With a wave of his hand and wiped Severus did return to their place pants.
-You are completely crazy and I do not want Black have to deal with you .-
-until now I thought you disliked .-
Snape took a deep sigh-'s one thing I'm heartened by this story is that you can not tell anyone because you're in up to the neck .-
-Admit it was the best orgasm of your life .-
-My standards are much higher .- Snape said, turning toward the door, determined to forgo when Sirius grabbed , dragging him by the arm a few millimeters from his mouth.
-I my standards are much lower .- said in a whisper promised subtle pleasures.
Fuck .- Black-Snape said as a shiver through the spine, and his eyes lingered on the line too soft jaw Sirius.
She left as quietly as possible to shut the door and desperately trying not to think.
-fucking in the bathroom, "said Sirius with a terrible empty feeling sick-fuck, fuck, fuck .- But there was no one who could comfort him. No one but
Pix, laughing to himself, clutching a vial in his hand.
Whatever there was in, neither Sirius nor Severus would have never known.
End
